Score: 10

"Time to blow me up some physics."

submission: MagnetiZR

date: December 18, 2009

Welcome...to the MagnetiZR review. I'm your host, Lazydaemon.

*Is using Afrew as a chair for his sins*

The genre says skill, but I say puzzle. Does that make a difference? Probably not. Here's how it is. I chose a game at random and I found yours, a game where you shoot goals by distorting the gravity in the area with magnets. Some people...*Glares at his seat*...seem to think the magnets don't work right. Well, if that were the case, how did I win? The answer: This game works as it should. It requires personal tweaking for your magnet setup, to allow your shots to go precisely where they need be. I guess that's where the skill part comes in. So, truth in advertising. Fair enough.

Now that I've debunked that, I'd like to say that - graphically - this game is very nice. It has a simple-but-difficuly premise, so I can see why the effects budget got more of a hand-out. (I kid, seriously. It's a nicely-built game, all around.) It just has a nice look to it. And...well, the only problem I have is that the white is a bit bright, but that's a personal taste calling in. (I like darkness.) The music was also good and I have no special comments to make about that.

To our friends who said in there that this game wasn't your style and you claimed you couldn't get it to work, I ask "Why did you review, then?". Seriously, those little aesthetic differences aren't the creator's fault. Expand yourself! And...I dunno...don't get stuck? Game works, so...I dunno what to say. Well, except perhaps...

TEN!

Score: 10

"But what WAS that first rock?"

submission: Tetraform

date: December 18, 2009

Just recalling a Dr. Who episode. So...

This game has hit my awesome list. I've seen...a few games similar, but only somewhat. I got myself a nice little planet there, and while I haven't gotten all five spikes at once, I will say that it was all in good fun. (The second boss kinda' rammed 'em away, you see.) The idea that you use attraction forces to kill all your enemies smartly is highly cool. I didn't even bother using a nuke! (Which, in retrospect, I should have since umm...medals. Yeah. Anyway!)

For those of you just tuning in, you will find this to be excellent planet-defense, with a good variety of enemies. Missles, rocket-firing ships, big bulky barges, lots of small vessels, some bomb-droppers, cloaking ships, and some weird purple things. The bosses are pretty damn cool, and tricky. However, I will say that they aren't very careful. The final boss kamikaze'd my spikes and died.

Nevermind. It's a good game and worth the front page. Five and Ten this thing!

Score: 10

"Obey the game!"

submission: Obey! The Game

date: December 18, 2009

A fun and fast-paced game that is easy to get into...once you get the hang of it. And then you don't get the hang of it, and then you do, and then it gets faster and faster and Aaaaaggghhh!!

*Relax-O-Vision Music*

This was alot of fun. I almost didn't stop there for a while. It gets good on ya, once you've figured out the right direction to leap or move, so that you could earn alot of lives with just a flicker on the keyboard. The music fit the theme, definitely, and I look forward to getting back to it later.

In the meantime, obey the Lazydaemon and vote 5!

Score: 10

"Congrats!"

submission: super mario mix

date: March 20, 2009

You're the opening theme for the SMBZ flashes! That makes you awesome by proxy! Hold your head up high and make a funky shout!

Score: 10

"*Rips out glaber's eyes*"

submission: Inside Wily's Fortress

date: March 10, 2009

*Sticks eyes onto the Licensing Terms*

Hey, take a look at this. It says that your complaint lacks substance. Also, it's not stolen either, obviously. Try not to accuse anyone else of this BS with your rating of suck. Totally unfair of you to say things like that.

I like this and I can safely say that it's A-OK.

Score: 10

"O_O"

submission: What the Heck?!

date: March 10, 2009

Duuude...

What the... That's just... You did...

That's it, I'm buying you a pizza!

*Mimicks The Cheat cheering*

That's awesome, dude.